Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Letter to the Folks at Cadbury

Dear Mini Cadbury Egg People,


How dare you show your face around here again. Do you realize how many sugar comas you've caused? Do you even CARE? For the love, it is only the beginning of March, and I've now had to walk past your obscenity of a display in the stores now for 2 weeks! Throw me a bone here; Easter isn't for another MONTH!
The economy might still be in a recession, but my waist line CLEARLY isn't, and you're NOT helping. I guess you figure it's ok to help your bottom line as long as your adding to mine?
Truthfully, it's a love hate relationship; I love to savor those beautiful, candy shell covered chocolates, but I hate to see that "lovin" returned to my thighs! So, you must go.

How do you live with yourselves?